"Karen Less, Carol More"
"Karen Less, Carol More" is Marjory Lee's Christmas satire inspired by a multitude of Lifetime Christmas movies and the modern day Grinch known as "Karen".
Back to back one-liners over infectious melodies leave listeners quoting and singing the song after their first listen as proven from last year’s radio play. It’s the perfect add to your holiday playlist to get people laughing and feeling the spirit of Christmas. "Grab that jingle by the bells" and "Make Falalala your go-to F-word".
"Karen Less, Carol More" Lyrics
If you’re headed to the store this holiday season
And you’re triggered by lines and think it’s a reason
To ask for the manager like a V.I.P.
If expired cranberry sauce stocked on the shelf
Makes you red in the face like a mad little elf
Maybe bailey’s in your coffee is what you need
DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK
IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS
IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT
Just LET IT GO
Make falalala your go to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to Bring joy to the world
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm Take a breath
Karen Less Carol More
If you’re marshmallow gets burnt by a little bit of roasting
If you’re stuck in the past while the whole world is toasting
Well color me green that’s a grinch
If your wine is something I can hear but can’t drink
That in itself should get you to think
You just might have gone a little too far with that inch
I’ll leave you with this
Karen’s had a good run
But CAROLS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN
DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK
IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS
IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT
DONT STAY FROZEN
LET IT GO
Make falalala your go to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to Bring joy to the world
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm Take a breath
Karen Less Carol More
I’ll leave you with this
Karen’s had a good run
But CAROLS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN
DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK
IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS
IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT
DONT STAY FROZEN
LET IT GO
Make falalala your go to F word
Grab that jingle by the bells
Change your tune to Bring joy to the world
Go out and give them hel(p)
Hold tight in your heart that for you
There’s more than a manager that the world has in store
Keep calm Take a breath
Karen Less Carol More
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Thanks for the love :) ~Marjory Lee
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