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"Karen Less, Carol More"

"Karen Less, Carol More" is Marjory Lee's Christmas satire inspired by a multitude of Lifetime Christmas movies and the modern day Grinch known as "Karen".

 

Back to back one-liners over infectious melodies leave listeners quoting and singing the song after their first listen as proven from last year’s radio play. It’s the perfect add to your holiday playlist to get people laughing and feeling the spirit of Christmas. "Grab that jingle by the bells" and "Make Falalala your go-to F-word".

"Karen Less, Carol More" Lyrics

If you’re headed to the store this holiday season

And you’re triggered by lines and think it’s a reason

To ask for the manager like a V.I.P.

If expired cranberry sauce stocked on the shelf

Makes you red in the face like a mad little elf

Maybe bailey’s in your coffee is what you need

 

DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK

IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS

IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT

Just LET IT GO

 

Make falalala your go to F word

Grab that jingle by the bells

Change your tune to Bring joy to the world

Go out and give them hel(p)

Hold tight in your heart that for you

There’s more than a manager that the world has in store

Keep calm Take a breath

Karen Less Carol More

 

If you’re marshmallow gets burnt by a little bit of roasting

If you’re stuck in the past while the whole world is toasting

Well color me green that’s a grinch

If your wine is something I can hear but can’t drink

That in itself should get you to think

You just might have gone a little too far with that inch

 

I’ll leave you with this

Karen’s had a good run

But CAROLS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN

 

DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK

IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS

IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT

DONT STAY FROZEN

LET IT GO


Make falalala your go to F word

Grab that jingle by the bells

Change your tune to Bring joy to the world

Go out and give them hel(p)

Hold tight in your heart that for you

There’s more than a manager that the world has in store

Keep calm Take a breath

Karen Less Carol More

 

I’ll leave you with this

Karen’s had a good run

But CAROLS ARE SO MUCH MORE FUN

 

DONT HURT YOUR EGGNOGGIN ON SPILT MILK

IT ONLY MAKES FOR A BLUE CHRISTMAS

IF YOU’RE FEELING FROSTY CHILL OUT

DONT STAY FROZEN

LET IT GO


Make falalala your go to F word

Grab that jingle by the bells

Change your tune to Bring joy to the world

Go out and give them hel(p)

Hold tight in your heart that for you

There’s more than a manager that the world has in store

Keep calm Take a breath

Karen Less Carol More

Thanks for the love :)  ~Marjory Lee

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